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The most interesting thing I learnt this year is in science. I learnt all about atoms, including protons, neutrons and electrons.

Hot Fuzz (2007) is directed by Edgar Wright, who also directed Shaun of the Dead. It is a british comedy where Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) plays a London cop who is so good ,gets tranfered to Sandford, a village that has won village of the Year 4 times, because of his jealous colleges. Apon his arrival he meets his half-witted partner Danny Butterman, who is the son of the chief of the Sandford Police station. After his first night and arresting half the town, he realizes that the laid back, attitudes of the rest of the police in the station. With chocolate cake as punishments, shruwd detectives and crazed criminals hot fuzz is a really good movie 10/10

A Good Lawyer Knows the law, a great Laywer knows the judge

How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

• Three – one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say “Fees!”

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
“Can you tell me how much you charge?”, said the client.
“Of course”, the lawyer replied, “I charge $200 to answer three questions!”
“Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?”
“Yes it is”, said the lawyer, “And what’s your third question?”